Boy, this is embarrassing…
404 error, page not found
I swear, this never happened before. Someone on our development team clearly screwed up.
Who should we fire?
Marcello
Sure, he has a family and kids, but have you met them? Are they even real? Regardless, this page isn’t working and he let you down.
Say the word and he’ll just have to tell his son Tim that Christmas wont be coming this year.
Randy
Randy is always smiling and kidding around. Sure, he’s great for morale, but while he was faffing about, he never finished checking page links.
Still, if you want we’ll call him in, look him in his twinkling eye, and can him.
He’ll probably still call me ‘pal’ and hug me on the way out.
Gustav
A shifty loner with a past, Gustav is used to being judged. He’s numb to your accusations.
Sure, fire him for this. He can go back to his life as a contract killer. He’s only trying to save enough money to realize his dream of starting a rabbit farm.